Sunday, July 09, 2006

MARCO Grand Rounds, June 22, 2006

Last Sunday we discussed "LUTS" lower urinary tract syndrome". This consists of enlarged prostate and overactive bladder disease (OBD) (Gotta go, Gotta go) or both.

Then we discussed the new therapies for enlarged prostate. Question: "What can we younger guys do to prevent enlargement of the prostate." Answer: "Die young! "

Men with oversized prostates are usually bald headed and have hyper-libidos. The bald-headedness can be treated by rubbing in Viagra (on the cranial head) , but don't think this works too well--any takers?

This Sunday is Field Day--and we should have a super audience...therefore, we will try and wind up the LUTS and switch to VOX POX--bring your problems and we will attempt to solve them.

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